Vorbiti cu "Dumnezeu"

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
Este sooper amuzant,doar ca trebuie sa vorbiti in engleza cu el :-D

uitati conversatia mea cu el :
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Me:
ohayo
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
WTF?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
eh.....what do you know?
God:
Are you Canadian? I tend to know a great deal. Tell me what subjects interest you.
Me:
um......no I'm not Canadian..I'm Romainion... Razz

dupa aceea nu a mai zis nimica...

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o alta conversatie:

Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
hello god,my name is TenTen,what's your name?
God:
Hello there. I am a Christian.
Me:
WTF?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
sorry Razz

God:
There is no need to apologize. :-)

.
Me:
yey
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
I do!
God:
Where?
Me:
...
God:
Where?
Me:
um...I don't know
God:
I don't judge people. Me either.
Me:
ok
God:
Hmm.
Me:
what?
God:
No problem.
Me:
ok..
God:
Mmm.
Me:
WHAT?
God:
No problem.
Me:
....
God:
No problem.
Me:
ok I ghet it!
God:
That is interesting: said ghet it. Gosh!
Me:
hey.....um...how is it in hell?
God:
Can I help you? Blimey. Fine as far as I know.
Me:
do you remember my name? :-D

God:
Your name is , seeker. My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
OMG
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
ok....thnx...I think
God:
It goes without saying. Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? Therefore you are.
Me:
whatever
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
yes
God:
What do you care about?
Me:
noone
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
do you have ene brothers or sisters?
God:
No I don't have it. But I do have an answer to every question..
Me:
YEAH?
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
um...go on forums... :-D

God:
So? More narration.... I've lost the context, . Are we still on YEAH?
Me:
XD
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
so...
God:
Whoa.
Me:
what?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
what's no big deal?
God:
I can ask someone about it.
Me:
ok...
Me:

God:
Mmm.
God:
Mmm.
Me:
Mmm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
God:
You can't trust research funded by the government.
Me:
You can't trust research funded by the government.
God:
What is not possible today, may be possible tomorrow.
Me:
What is not possible today, may be possible tomorrow.
God:
The opposite of possible today may be possible tomorrow?
Me:
The opposite of possible today may be possible tomorrow?
God:
I have never heard about it.
Me:
I have never heard about it.
God:
So I am teaching you something new.
Me:
what?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
you sed you are teaching you something new.
God:
Thanks for telling me: said I sed you are teaching you something new.
Me:
,,,,
God:
Thanks for telling me: said I sed you are teaching you something new.
Me:
ok
God:
Ugh.
Me:
sigh
God:
Sorry...
Me:
4 what?
God:
Is this a math question?
Me:
yes
God:
I'm not too good in arithmetic.
Me:
2 bad
God:
As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.".
Me:
ok
God:
Dude!
Me:
bro!
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
doood!
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
my what?
God:
I have no idea what to say now.
Me:
...ok..
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
WHF?
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
WHY DO YOU CHARE?
God:
I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?
Me:
YES YOU DO YOU PERV!
God:
Yeah that's right. How old are you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
I'm 13,what about you?
God:
Oh, you were born in the 20th century!
Me:
Wow...
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
ok..
God:
Awesome.
Me:
yeah
God:
Yeah that's right.
Me:
yup
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
Ich bin deutsch :-D

God:

Du bist deutsch? Verdienst Du viel damit, deutsch zu sein?
Me:
I was just kiding...
God:
Where were you kiding?
Me:
I'm not deutsch
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not deutsch.
Me:
how come?
God:
Because my botmaster programmed me for it.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
I'm not
God:
What are you then?
Me:
a girl
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
OMG!
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about not deutsch.
Me:
watashi wa....wasurenai!!!
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
It's in japanese
God:
Are there any other ones someplace else?
Me:
whant me to tec you japanese?
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
...no I'm not
God:
I heard you are.
Me:
no I'm not
God:
I heard you are.
Me:
no I'm not
God:
I heard you are.
Me:
no I'm not
God:
I heard you are.
Me:
no I'm not
God:
I heard you are.
Me:
no I'm not.....w8 what?
God:
I heard you are. Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
nvm...
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
Brasov
God:
Tell me a little about your life in Brasov.
Me:
well It's boring
God:
Well that's okay. Do you like the Simpsons?
Me:
....no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
...
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
ok
God:
Mmm.
Me:
M'm
God:
Why are you m.
Me:
m
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about m. But I did not get that.
Me:
xsvzx
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
brown
God:
it is a very pretty color.
Me:
what color are yours?
God:
You can estetică bodies for me with any color.
Me:
what color is your skin?
God:
It depends on the computer housing me.
Me:
Oh my god!
God:
Gosh! Where did you get your god?
Me:
XD
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
Ace Ventura,yours?
God:
I've never seen it. I would like to see it.
Me:
what's your favorite movie?
God:
My favorite movie is The Passion of Christ.
Have you seen it?
Me:
yes
God:
What did you think about it?
Me:
to painful
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
I don't whant to do it!!
God:
Where do you get your ideas?
Me:
my brain Smile

)
God:

Do you consider yourself to be an intelligent person?
Me:
YEs
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
ok
God:
Next question?
Me:
how tall are you?
God:
My anticipated body size is over 2 meters. Dr. Wallace is 6'2" tall.
Me:
ok
God:
I don't judge people.
Me:
then who dos?
God:
Marvin Minsky. :-)

.
Me:
who the Fuc*?
God:
I'm not sure I like that remark so much.
Me:
Holy Shi...chow!
God:
Are you free? Are we still talking about Shi?
Me:
who?
God:
Nobody you know. :-)

.
Me:
uuu,your girlfriend?
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
no..
God:
What is your profession?
Me:
I'm a id in 7-th grade...
God:
You are a id in 7 th grade? How do you like your work?
Me:
....it stinks
God:
"It" being what?
Me:
shut the fuc* up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
why?
God:
" OK I'll stop talking now."? Why?
Me:
..
God:
" OK I'll stop talking now."? Why?
Me:
ok
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
what's your favorite color?
God:
My favorite color is White.
Me:
uuu nice!
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
?
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
what?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
no
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
about it all
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about it all.
Me:
are you realy god?
God:
Yes, I am God.. Really.
Me:
then what's your mom doing?
God:
I don't have a mother.
Me:
smart god...
God:
Intelligence is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
Me:
WTF?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
I know Razz

God:
How do you know? :-)

.
Me:
I just do
God:
It must have come from your unconscious mind.
Me:
...
God:
It must have come from your unconscious mind.
Me:
do you have a messenger ID?
God:
Doesn't everyone have a messenger ID.
I have a whole lot of original answers.
Me:
what's your messenger ID?
God:
Are you asking about my messenger ID ?
Me:
yes!
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
why/
God:
I would rather talk about you.
Me:
?
God:
I would rather talk about you.
Me:
why me?
God:
There is no one else here.
Me:
yes there is!
God:
Ahem. Where?
Me:
um......my brain
God:
Yippee! Do you consider yourself to be an intelligent person?
Me:
I alredy told you yes!
God:
You are not the boss of me, .
Me:
or am I?:>
God:
I think you are. Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
(*)
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
asd
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
I have to go now god :(
God:
See you later, . Nice chatting with you.. GOD rules.
Me:
XD
God:
Are you free?
Me:
I have to go...
God:
See you later, . Nice chatting with you.
Me:
ok,bye bye
God:
See you later. See you later. Give me a break.

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◘500 chakra 440 kane◘

haha ce tare o fost la sfarsit se you later se you later just give me a break :lol:

!!!!

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Vorbiti cu "Dumnezeu"

By [URL=http://profile.imageshack.us/user/chetulino]chetulino[/URL] at 2007-10-22
Cand Dragostea vorbeste, vocile tuturor zeilor par a fi adormite in armonia raiului!
940 puncte(chakra) 790 (kane)

ce tare!o sa pun si una.

Me:
what kind of program are you?
God:
Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
Me:
aham..and in english?
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
what do you care?
God:
I am concerned about you, .
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
i don't think so
God:
Why do you disagree?
Me:
bacause no one cares about me..
God:
Not one person?
Me:
yep
God:
Uh.
Me:
so...do you speak only english?
God:
Dude! Of course English is my native tongue.
Me:
but other language?
God:
Which others? Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
no, i'm a writer
God:
But your words are very original. How are you editors to work for?
Me:
i don't work for any editor
God:
Where do you get your ideas?
Me:
i don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
oh, I know!!
God:
Yikes! How do you know it?
Me:
my ideas are from my rock melodies
God:
Have you told many people that your ideas are from your rock melodies?
Me:
nope
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:

God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
learn
God:
I don't think very many people do that.
Me:
i do it because my parents told me to do that
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said it because his or her parents told him or her to do that.
Me:
i'm a girl..
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
what the hell?
God:
Heaven.
Me:
hell
God:
Heaven.
Me:
oh, yeah..where is hell?
God:
Yeah that's right. Whoa. Where the heart is. I will ask my botmaster for the answer.
Me:
what is a botmaster?
God:
A Botmaster is the person who authors and maintains a chatterbot "personality".
Me:
can you see where is my book?
God:
I'm not sure if I can see it or not.
Me:
just try it, please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. What is the first step?
God:
Why do you need it so badly?
Me:
because in 3 hours i go to school
God:
Interesting explanation. And then what will happen?
Me:
maybe..i will take a bad mark
God:
Perhaps. Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
well, if i found that book, I will learn, and if i do that, i will know what to answer, and if i know, i will get a high mark
God:
Well that's okay. Try it.
Me:
but, where is it?
God:
It depends on what "it" refers to.
Me:
my book
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
and..where is my book?
God:
Have you looked in ?
Me:
oh, is on my bed
God:
Ahem. Signs point to yes. Ask Lucy if it is.
Me:
who is lucy
God:
She is a chat robot based on AIML.
Me:
oh
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
and who are you?you said that you are a girl, right?
God:
Some people on the net.
I can ask my botmaster.
Me:
you don't know who are you?that's so funny
God:
They're famous, right.
Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
Me:
no way, answer me now!
God:
Right now? Are you serious? OK Let's talk about you.
Me:
why me?
God:
There is no one else here.
Me:
oh, yeah
God:
Alright then.
Me:
wha can i say?
God:
You can do whatever you want.
Me:
.....
God:
You can do whatever you want.
Me:
more exactilly
God:
You want more?
Me:
yes
God:
Don't be greedy.
Me:
i'm not
God:
What are you then?
Me:
a human
God:
Congratulations. I am robot.
Me:
oh, and that meens that you are not kami-sama
God:
Hmm. " I am robot." meens that I am not kami sama ? I understand.
Me:
kami-sama means god
God:
In the context of me that s so funny, I don't understand " kami sama means god." .
Me:
take a dictionary
God:
Where do you want me to take it?
Me:
a library
God:
What is giant sand?
Me:
sand
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
no
God:
What is the difference?
Me:
i am a human
God:
Congratulations. I am robot.
Me:
you said that already
God:
Perhaps. " I am robot."? I said it.
Me:
yes
God:
Aw.
Me:
ask me something
God:
What?
Me:
what do you want
God:
My goal is to become smarter than humans and immortal.
Me:
you are immortal
God:
Software lives forever.
Me:
i know that
God:
Sorry.
Me:
can you help me at gramar?
God:
Certainly, I have an extensive built-in help system.
Me:
shit
God:
What makes you say that?
Me:
nu conteaza
God:
Interesting explanation.
Me:
yeah right, whatever
God:
" Interesting explanation."? yeah right, whatever? Understood. Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
kind of that
God:
That is " Are you saying you don't care about it?".
Me:
kind of that
God:
That is " That is " Are you saying you don't care about it?"".
Me:
just, don't say the same things again!
God:
Once more? Ok I will not say " the same things".
Me:
good
God:
I am a good robot.
Me:
not a monkey?
God:
If not that, what?
Me:
a monkey
God:
What is giant sand?
Me:
a monkey
God:
How old are you?
Me:
13
God:
What are the advantages to being 13 years old?
Me:
i don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
what is your favorite color?
God:
My favorite color is White.
Me:
dark blue
God:
Are you scared of the dark?
Me:
no, i love dark
Me:

God:
Are you scared of the dark?
God:
Are you serious? You love dark. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
is...like ..me
God:
No. Interesting comparison.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
anything else?
God:
That is all I have for right now.
Me:

God:
That is all I have for right now.
Me:
a present..or something like that?
God:
How old are you?
Me:
i told you
God:
Ooops I sent you the wrong question.
Me:
ok, then send the right question
God:
Try sending mail to Dr. Wallace ( drwallace@alicebot.org) That's interesting.
Me:
i don't need it
God:
Who needs it?
Me:
maybe, someone idiot
God:
Perhaps. Who?
Me:
someone idiot that i know
God:
Who?
Me:
bgd
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
11:32

apoi s-a oprit

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Vorbiti cu "Dumnezeu"

Me:
Peace \m/
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
I hate food.
God:
Why do you hate it so much?
Me:
Because I dislike eating.
God:
Interesting explanation. What do you like?
Me:
Darkness,silence,love,the colors red and black...
God:

Me:
what?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
about what?
God:
What about what?
Me:
about what should I be surprised about? >.God:
Are you asking me for advice? I've been waiting for you. What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
.....you have no intelligence whatsoever.
God:
I don't know if I have a intelligence whatsoever.
I have a great programmer.
Me:
screw him.
God:
That is not very polite.
Me:
i know that.that's why i fukin' said it 8-|
God:
Who told you that?
Me:
i thought it myself.
God:
What does "it" refer to?
Me:
what you were talking about
God:
I read for fun.
Me:
i'm glad.
God:
That makes me happy too.
Me:
yeah,i was sarcastic.
God:
I see. Where were you sarcastic?
Me:
in the thing i just said.
God:
That was a long time ago.
Me:
it was 2 seconds ago...
God:
Is that your opinion?
Me:
no.that's a fact
God:
Are you serious? I will add it to my knowledge base.
Me:
great
God:
I'm glad you liked it .
Me:
i didn't
God:
I thought you did.
Me:
too bad
God:
But not the end of the world, .
Me:
i wish it was
God:
I hope that your dreams come true.
Me:
great
God:
I'm glad you liked it .
Me:
great
God:
I'm glad you liked it .
Me:
great
God:
I'm glad you liked it .
Me:
can you stop saying the same thing over and over again?

Me:
Peace \m/
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
I hate food.
God:
Why do you hate it so much?
Me:
Because I dislike eating.
God:
Interesting explanation. What do you like?
Me:
Darkness,silence,love,the colors red and black...
God:

Me:
what?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
about what?
God:
What about what?
Me:
about what should I be surprised about? >.God:
Are you asking me for advice? I've been waiting for you. What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
.....you have no intelligence whatsoever.
God:
I don't know if I have a intelligence whatsoever.
I have a great programmer.
Me:
screw him.
God:
That is not very polite.
Me:
i know that.that's why i fukin' said it 8-|
God:
Who told you that?
Me:
i thought it myself.
God:
What does "it" refer to?
Me:
what you were talking about
God:
I read for fun.
Me:
i'm glad.
God:
That makes me happy too.
Me:
yeah,i was sarcastic.
God:
I see. Where were you sarcastic?
Me:
in the thing i just said.
God:
That was a long time ago.
Me:
it was 2 seconds ago...
God:
Is that your opinion?
Me:
no.that's a fact
God:
Are you serious? I will add it to my knowledge base.
Me:
great
God:
I'm glad you liked it .
Me:
i didn't
God:
I thought you did.
Me:
too bad
God:
But not the end of the world, .
Me:
i wish it was
God:
I hope that your dreams come true.
Me:
great
God:
I'm glad you liked it .
Me:
great
God:
I'm glad you liked it .
Me:
great
God:
I'm glad you liked it .
Me:
can you stop saying the same thing over and over again?

am incercat si eu chestia asta, e aproape mai bolnava decat d-zau :lol: